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The Strongest System
by Xin Feng
Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?Shameless. Righteous. Smart.…
Kaizoku Tensei: Transmigrated Into A Pirate Eroge
by WisteriaNovels
"Look Left."Pierre, a professional cynic and amateur MMA fighter, dies in a hilariously ironic argument with the author of a garbage-tier webnovel. His final complaint? The pathetic hero gets stronger by touching women's chests.As a reward for his "passionate feedback," a bored god reincarnates him into that very world.Now, trapped in a story he loathes, Pierre is given a gift: a leveling system and a power far darker than the hero's "Boobie Boost." His is called Essence Drain: a parasitic abili…
I’m Really a Superstar
by Chang Yu
Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats an…
Maximum Comprehension: Taking Care of Swords In A Sword Pavilion
by I Am Not A Chibi
Han Muye, who had exceptional comprehension skills, was reborn into a cultivation world. He joined a clan which specialized in swordsmanship. He then became the keeper who looked after the swords in the Swords Pavilion.There were more than 100,000 swords stored in the pavilion. The keeper was tasked to clean all of them once a month.When Han Muge cleaned the Qinghe sword, he acquired a hint of Sword Qi.When he cleaned the Ziyan sword, he comprehended the swordsmanship, the Burning Plain, left be…
Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times
by My name is Xuanji
【Hilarious and Adorable Novel】As a military doctor with expertise in both Chinese and Western medicine, Gu Changsheng felt that this time-traveling journey was ridiculously screwy!Once he traveled back, he was gifted a son, hmm, it felt quite nice.Having a son to rely on in old age, plus owning a steady estate, wealth and glory weren't hard to come by.A lousy father turns over a new leaf? Sorry, mom here isn't fond of revisiting the past!Son, what kind of dad do you want? From the multitude of h…
Reincarnated as the Demon King's Son
by Harlyboy
Aldred was a 20-year-old man who killed himself because he couldn't stand how the world treated him.He prayed for a life that he could be grateful for.And unexpected to him, the gods heard his prayer....I welcome you to the world of fantastic imaginations where swords and magic clashed.What to expect: A lot of beautiful girls. OP MC, weak to strong, sucking things. Milk. lots of milk. Adventure. And Comedy.Warning: You might laugh too hard reading this story.Note: This is an adventure story. The…
Signing In At Mount Sword For 100 Years To Become Invincible
by swordking
# SWORDMAN # EMPRESS # LOVEY-DOVEYLin Ran was transmigrated to a fantasy world and was the top scorer during the martial arts exam.He was assigned to protect the empress, but because he did not give presents to the general director in charge of the palace affairs, he was demoted to a guard at Mount Sword.His only job was to clean the swords stored on the mountain.[You have cleaned the broken sword, Fire Stream. You have been rewarded with 50% proficiency of the Heaven Fire Sword Will.][You have …
I’ll Come Clean! I Am The King Of Lolan!
by Black Fighter Jet
In the 15th year of Lolan’s independence, Luo En transmigrated to this world. But because his system needed six months to load, he had to make use of his own know-how to open a bar in the city and use the bar to familiarize himself with this new universe he was in.But the location of the bar was poor, so the only customer he had was a man named Charles. This man was a very strange one who enjoyed asking Luo En about the country. He would ask about matters concerning the military, the people, and…
HILARIOUS TASK SYSTEM
by Ayush_Jaiswal_3105
THIS STORY IS A OF A MAN AYUSH REBORN BUT WITH A SYSTEM WHISE REAL NAME WAS HILARIOUS SYSTEM A SSYTEM WHO WILL GUIDE AYSHA IN HIS LIFE BUT HILARIOUS TASK LIKE MULTIPLE MARRAIGE, SEX , DESTRUCTION SLAUGHTER AND MUCH MORE LETS SEE HOW ILL AYSHA SURVIVE THE SYSTEM HILARIOUSNESS AND DOES SHE/ HE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH IF HIS SYSTEM"Aysha, once Ayush, a man brutally murdered by his own fiancée, Sarah, and her boyfriend, Alex - his former friend and confidant. But death isn't the end. Ayush is re…
Cold Ceo's Wife is a Paparazzi
by Anna_k
"I want a divorce," Xia Yuqing declared, placing the signed papers on her husband's desk.His response?"Pay up 50 million for breaching the marriage contract... or make my mother despise you."Once a powerful empress in her past life, Xia Yuqing has now transmigrated into the body of a woman with the same name, bound in a loveless contract marriage. Fed up and desperate for freedom, she decides to do both: become a money-making machine and a mother-in-law's worst nightmare.But her plans start to h…
[A Clean Slate]
by Griot
Vyswe'eyaga had a perfectly normal life. At the age of thirty-five, she will be among the youngest sorcerers to graduate from the Akademiya, then she would enroll at the Warden Association, and live a happy and comfortable life.It was perfect.As if to mock her, everything in her life goes awry when her country is attacked by unknown forces, out of nowhere. Luckily the Elders had prepared a contingency to protect those of her generation from the catastrophe. But then finds herself alone and thrus…
Entwined by Dawn: The CEO's Relentless Obsession
by 八小爷
One morning, Gu Tiantian wakes up to find her innocence gone—and her temper flaring.Every time she glares at him, cheeks flushed with outrage, Bai Chenyao cocks an eyebrow.“You don’t want this?” he asks, voice cool.“I never did!” she snaps.His only rule: her consent is optional; his desire is not.Cue Gu Tiantian’s inner scream: Then why even ask, you iceberg?!PS:A genius CEO with zero EQ VS. a lovable, scatter-brained clerk.He thinks courtship is a hostile takeover; she thinks love shouldn’t com…
Wisp! Awaken in the Magical World
by Suiyan
In a universe where the memory of Wisps has faded, one of these elusive beings finds itself amidst human society two billion years in the future. But what exactly is a Wisp? No one knows anymore. Join this whimsical and unconventional Wisp on a hilarious journey as it navigates an unfamiliar world, seeking its place and rediscovering what it means to be a Wisp.
Bite Back, Boss!Chasing Beauty, One Pound at a Time
by Sky_W_6401
From Fat to Fab.NY Heiress's Comeback.Weight Loss & Love Redux.Charlotte Evans was once the darling of New York’s elite—a glamorous heiress with a perfect life, a perfect figure, and an obsession with one man: Alexander Hastings.But when her family’s empire crumbled overnight, Charlotte lost everything. Broke, heartbroken, and drowning her sorrows in junk food, she spiraled into a 200-pound mess. Now, she’s stuck in a tiny apartment, rejected from every job—including one at Alexander’s company, …
The Clean Room
by julianhoustoncx
A unit Tech, Jared, and a new transfer doctor, Carlos Santana at Evermore Hospital develop a rocky relationship ending up in a beautiful friendship and hopefully something more. Throughout the story, these two experience the hard truths of the real world through work, and realize some feelings they would've never thought they'd feel. *trying not to make it like Greys Anatomy*
Clean Freak
by MagicCultivator
Kaiden Kyoujuuro,Can a clean freak like him really clean?What's with the title?A man never really was happy except cleaning,But what made him to earn the title "Clean Freak"?
Snappy Clean
by snappyclean
Snappy clean was started in Windsor, and we provides Professional Home cleaning services & commercial cleaning services. We provides housekeeping services, oven cleaning services, end of tenancy cleaning & carpet cleaning services. Also the perfect solution for offices, schools or restaurants that require cleaning in a commercial property.
I Won a Lottery: Marrying the CEO
by Baby Piggie
Gu Xia, known as the Red Monster, had always been the quirkiest one among women. She had an extraordinary personality, exceptional job, and magic touch. Loving to play the fool to catch the wise, she had been causing chaos everywhere since her youth. One day, she was suddenly whisked away and married by a man called "Little Fox," thinking she would just swindle some money from this supposedly foolish son of a landlord. Little did she know, this son was not only smart, but he also deeply imprinte…